blue van


a type and colour of car that to this day scares the sh-t out of me.
the story goes…
“we were throwing waterbombs at car’s from a nearby hiding place (parking lot). we had many sucessful shot’s without any drama’s until i saw a blue van. it was more the psycho, murderer looking c-nt that was in the blue van that caught my eye. i warned my friend not to throw one at the van, as the guy looked like a hard muh-f-cka. he did however and the hardc-nt got out and chased me and my friend’s for over 1 km!
we finally ran into a driveway and hid under a stranger’s house. we could see his leg’s moving around out the front of this person’s house for about 20 minutes. just coz of a waterbomb. what a hardc-nt.

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