blue water


the anticeptic water in a port-a-potty. commonly found at sporting events and concerts.
at the golf tournament, the chubby girl in the old navy sweat suit would not stop watching me. after witnessing tom kite break his six-iron over a patron’s forehead, i took the girl into the nearest port-a-potty. whilst inside, i continuously dunked her head-first into the blue water, all the while penetrating her from behind. tom kite would not stop laughing.
a code word used by clueless visitors to a topless area (usually a beach, swimming pool, or other place where water is prominently blue) used to point out a nice looking set of b–bs without being noticed by the other people.
guy1: “hey man, look at all this blue water around here!”

guy2: “yeah i know! theres some really big blue water to your left.”

guy1: “holy sh-t! that’s the nicest blue water i have ever seen!”
a can of bud light
those floresville boys can kill a case of blue water in no time!
blue water, the source of all life. if a guy call himselfs “blue-water” (check the capital b) he got to be a friendly and plane guy!(and suck in cs)
“blue water = good thirst-drink”

(see also “water”)
“wanna come with me to the water? ok! -walking to the water- omg! that was a “blue water”!”

“hi blue-water, hows it goin handsome guy?”

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