bluecat
a bluecat is a heavy, thick dump taken by someone with a bowel disease. the bluecat dump (so called because of its clumping ability and blue hue underwater) is indicated by a severe smell upon entry into the bathroom and an inability to immediately flush the toilet.
“that guy didn’t even wipe after leaving a bluecat in the mens’ room toilet, second stall. don’t go in there.”
a lady that is post her “cougar days” and then some…
dude, i am not going back to eat at that cafeteria – despite the great mac-n-cheese, it is nothing but a blue cat haven and all i have is a spork to defend myself.
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