Bluelighter


someone who does too many drugs and not enough homework. also a carrier of many std’s due to repeated contact with other of these ‘bluelighters’. not to be confused with kmart employees. often the best person to ask for a joint, but the last one to ask for change. they spend their time on a message board trying to find other people to give std’s to and for new sources of illegal substances. none of them are worth knowing because they’re all lame–ss junkie e-tards.
“hey it smells like bluelighters around here.”
an imprudent member of a volunteer emergency service authorized by local authorities to drive his/her personal vehicle with siren and blue flashing lights.
that bluelighter just about ran me off the road!!

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