Bluetooth Johnson
disparaging nickname applied to one whom attempts to raise perceived socioeconomic standing through use of a bluetooth headset. similar to a bluetool–though this term’s specific target is marred by both (painfully obvious) low socioeconomic standing and (unsuccessful) attempts to disguise and/or raise said standing through use of the headset. such cases tend to be glaringly obvious on account of the modern headset clashing fiercely with an outdated/oblivious/trashy fashion sensibility and the accompanying grooming and hygienic habits. inspired by the t-shirt bearing the namesake expression.
mullet + members only jacket + wrangler jeans + bluetooth headset simultaneously = bluetooth johnson.
larry who works at the tom thumb down the street is such a bluetooth johnson.
dennis who manages the ‘quick n’ easy money’ cash advancement facility on eglin pkwy . is such a f-cking bluetooth johnson.
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