blufkin


a blufkin is when your girlfriend tells your she is going to give you a blumpkin and you go in the bathroom and start taking a sh-t and she runs in and steals the toilet paper.
my girlfriend pulled a serious blufkin on me last night and now my -ss is raw as h-ll.

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