blumey


a man very feminine in nature, coming from the word “bloom” as in a flower. your average blumey is a non- descript individual, standing roughly 5 foot 9 and very often seen complaining about various issues.
example: a blumey was spotted recently inside a mcdonalds restaurant complaining about the lack of dip choices for his chicken mcnuggets

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