Bluming


the act of cleverly tricking and deceiving people that are considered to fall under the cl-ssification “-sshole”.

also:
the act of being; skinny, tall, and a teacher.
i was bluming those robbers by saying that the safe is in the meat locker. its not, and they are all trapped now.

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    a s-xual act far worse than the well known chicago sunroof, involving stuffed animals, dry ice, dead pandas and susan b. anthony dollar. i though john was going to give me a chicago sunroof but then sick b-st-rd gave me a “3m” while screaming “daddy needs his 13” i haven’t stopped crying. 5 more definitions […]

  • 1691

    a s-xual position, where 2 girls do the postion 69, and two guys are penetrating on either side (1 – 69 – 1) “it’s not gay if it’s 1691 with two chicks” 1 more definition everyone knows what a 69 is… if you don’t. your on ‘urban dictionary’- you know what to do =f anyways, […]

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    kick the stress away and go for your dreams “i am nervous about my presentation. maybe i’m not good enough! it’s my deepest want in the world to succeed with this, but i’m afraid i won’t be what they want.” ” yeah… well why don’t you just go bop that chicken on the head and […]

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    a hoe that sneaks around and buh-bam your man is man is out of your picture that boyfriend-sn-tcher took the bae!

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    lana del rey’s sophmore alb-m, released in 2012. i love lana del rey’s alb-m born to die! i even have a vinyl copy! it’s so hip!


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