blump
getting a bl-w j-b while taking a dump
recieving a bl-w j-b, while taking a dump.
my b-tch gave me a blump last night. it was good.
blumps is pink eye from giving a blumpkin, or just blum
i’ve got the blumps!
the fat spouse of a physically fit person.
wow! i just finished with my workout. i wish my blump of a husband would workout, too.
when to objects b-mp and float away like a blimp.
can also be used to insinuate adultery.
1) “oh my god, he’s totally blumping her”
2) “omfg, look at that blumpable piece of a%-”
3) the two balloons blumped and then floated upwards. yay.
the sound a black mans p-n-s makes when it hits a womens head
i blapped her and you could hear that blump in the next room!
the sound a black man’s p-n-s makes when it hits against woman’s face.
she gave me att-tude so i blumped her and she was mine for the day.
blump, blap
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