blumpkeroni
giving yourself head while pinching a loaf. a cross between blumpkin and limberoni. (if your not sure what limberoni is search for limberoni.jpg on the web.
nothing like a blumpkeroni to take the edge off.
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n. the act of orally stimulating one’s own p-n-s while discharging excrement from the -n-s.
overjoyed at reading the latest urban dictionary entries, satan and hitler took a break from their rusty trombone to celebrate with a few solo blumpkeronis.
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