Blumpkie-9 plus one


a blumpkin is when a guy is a taking a dump and getting a bl-wj-b at the same time.

same idea as a blumpkin but your partner is upside down with a thumb in her b-tt.
john was in the bathroom getting a blumpkie-9 plus one.

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