Blumpkin Face



a term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. the -j-c-l-t- is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.
john: awww, jane, you sure do have a cute blumpkin face!

jane: screw you, d-ck.

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