Blumpkin Grenade


similar to the j-zz grenade. while recieving a blumpkin, you sh-t in a big balloon rather than using the toilet. then have 6-9 of your friends m-st-rb-t- to you and your partner and then when c-mming, j-zz into the balloon. once the blumpkin reciever is c-mming, he then j-zzes into the ballon. they then throw it at a victim yelling bombs away!!. this makes a prank that a victim will never forget for many many years.
alan: man, mitch is such a f-cking d-ck.

nick: hey tomorrow lets build a blumpkin grenade so we can teach that b-st-rd a lesson!

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