Blumpkin Pie
the act of performing oral s-x while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. the feces produced during this event is known as the blumpkin pie.
that blumpkin pie after thanksgiving dinner was really delicious, i think it had some corn in it.
blumpkin pie is a delicious home made recipe that any male with or without cooking skills can make.
while receiving f-ll-t– you sh-t in a pie tin. then as you are c-mming, you put the c-m ontop of the poo poo. then you shove the girl’s face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. this is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
carina: what the f-ck is your problem?
brian: what are you talking about?
carina: the blumpkin pie you made me eat last night… there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i’m going to blow chunks!
brian: oh, well just don’t get any on my shoes, they are new.
the act of having a ménage à trois while the woman is dressed as a pilgrim or indian squaw. one guy is in the process of receiving a blumpkin, while the other is in the process of giving the woman a cream pie.
the first blumpkin pie.
while miles standish was in the outhouse (after the first thanksgiving), the hot redheaded pilgrim girl started to give him a blumpkin. john smith came by and was so aroused that he joined in and gave her a cream pie.
(1) to perform oral s-x on a female while she is defacating.
(2) to inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
“would you like to have some blumpkin pie” “no thank you, one slip of the tongue and i’m in deep sh-t!”
receiving a bl-w j-b whilst sh-tting in someones mouth
last night i hade a blumpkin pie
its like a normal blumpkin( girl sucks your d-ck while you are taking a dump) but with the blumpkin pie she will bend over before you c-m and you put your d-ck in her b-tt and c-m
everybody likes blumpkin pie at thankgiving
when, in a reversal of the normal blumpkin, a man eats out a woman while she’s taking a fatty dump.
john gave polly a blumpkin pie in exchange for the blumpkin he had received just moments earlier.
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