Blumpkin Pumpkin
the act of receiving f-ll-t– while defecating in a toliet or similar device while a hollowed out pumpkin is place around the p-n-s.
i just got a fat steamy blumpkin pumpkin over there in that in the portable toilet. d-mn it was hot. i got sh-tty gizz sweat running down my -ss now, im gonna clean up and maybe return after the chile surprise during the hottest part of the day.
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