Blumpkin Spice
getting a bl-wj-b while taking a sh-t in a hollowed out pumpkin, preferably carved with a nice silly face, after you have enjoyed a seasonal pumpkin spice latte from your favorite, west coast seattle based coffee shop.
jenna says she won’t give me another blumpkin spice. last time the pumpkin cracked under my -ss and she got a face full of pumpkin spice diarrhea and ended up puking all over my junk … and then her parents walked in.
what you get when you and taking a dump, getting a bl-wj-b, and drinking coffee (specifically pumpkin spice flavored), at the same time.
dude last night i was so stoked. i was just dumping, drinking my folgers pumpkin spice coffee, and then this hot girl randomly came in and gave me a bl-wj-b. it was amazing. gotta love blumpkin spice.
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