blumpkin steamer
the act of a man getting a bl-wj-b while simultaneously taking a sh-t on their partners chest; and afterwards, rolling their -ss back and forth in it to make it like a steam roller.
dude, he did a blumpkin steamer withhis girlfriend, and she broke up with him before he could finish sh-tting.
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