blumpkindred spirit
a “new friend” found while cruising for s-x in a public men’s room. the new friend will perform a special s-x act (a blumpkin) without even making the recipient get off the toilet.
repugnican senator larry craig sat down on the cr-pper and -ssumed his usual wide stance. he moved his foot toward the next stall thinking the guy next door might want a bl-wj-b while he was taking a dump. he soon realized the guy was an undercover cop, not a blumpkindred spirit.
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