Blumpster
a person who often gets blow-jobs on the toilet
dane derouin (famous hate model) is a blumpster
a blumpkin in a dumpster
john took a poo while receiving f-ll-t– in the dumpster, hence a blumpster
giving a blumpkin to a b-m in a dumpster
man it sucks being homeless but i forgot all about that when that b-tch gave me a blumpster last night
when one receives a blumpkin inside of a dumpster. this is a way to keep the blumpkin a bit cleaner.
i got a blumpster from a b-m the other day, he was collecting cans, and i had a couple to offer him.
variation of a blumpkin with a very important distinction. s-xual act during which a man sh-ts while -n-lly penetrating his lover. the distinction here is that a blumpkin must be on a toilet, whereas a blumpster can occur in any location.
a real pro can execute a pretty logical chain of events between a blumpster, a hot carl, and a blumpkin.
“dave ate some bad indian food last night and sh-t himself while ramming kate’s p–per. it was an accidental blumpster, alright!”
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