blumstein
a slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien. can’t tell a 1/4 inch plug from it’s own b-tt-plug. reeking at all times of cheap cologne, and marked by the over usage of dollar-store brand hair gel which seeps into it’s brain. the only way to rid yourself of a blumstien is to give it money. in the history of all blumstiens, the greatest accomplishment was a 34 and a half minute long audio recording of it whacking off to it’s own -ss. also known as a hebrewstien, gold-diggerstien, or a giant shnozzed bagel muncher. others simply refer to it in lay mans terms as ryan.
good-lord, the mixing board is fried, it’s covered in blumstein.
a slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien. can’t tell a 1/4 inch plug from it’s own b-tt-plug. reeking at all times of cheap cologne, and marked by the over usage of dollar-store brand hair gel which seeps into it’s brain. the only way to rid yourself of a blumstien is to give it money. in the history of all blumstiens, the greatest accomplishment was a 34 and a half minute long audio recording of it whacking off to it’s own -ss. also known as a hebrewstien, gold-diggerstien, or a giant shnozzed bagel muncher. others simply refer to it in lay mans terms as ryan.
good-lord, the mixing board is fried, it’s covered in blumstein.
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