Bluntasorisrex
a blunt so big , its first priority before anything else
thus, half oz blunt or oz blunt
with some nor cal chronic
“yo cuz i just got an ounce and 5 blunt wraps lets roll a bluntasorisrex”
“fa sho im done let me call my girlfriend and tell her i cant hang out today”
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