blurd

an afro-american nerd. this was introduced in the sitcom scrubs (episode 6×02).
y’all, my bro’s a blurd! he keeps reading books all the time.
fusion of two words to make a new word, intended (like most slang) to shorten the length of a conversation, they often make the person saying them sound like they have mental health issues.
floordrobe= entire contents of wardrobe on the floor is a cl-ssic example of a blurd
blended, blurred or otherwise re-ssembled words typically found on web 2.0 or social networking sites.
shoutlet
youlicit
coffeenatic
glogster
fawnt

most people barely recognize new web 2.0 blurds.
a bl–dy t-rd. usually seen in a porta potty, a product of hemroids.
guy 1: dude i was just in the porta jon and i saw a blurd.
guy 2: ahhh sick man!, i wanna see!
guy 1: it was tight.
a cross between a bloke and a bird – basically a bird who knows football.
she knows what she’s talking about that blurd
a mispelling of ‘blood,’ intended for people who need to spice up their term papers.
elizabeth bathory drank the blurd of virgins.
it’s the word for that worthless endors-m-nt on a video cover or movie poster. blurb + t-rd = blurd.
i opened a copy of rolling stone we had at the counter and went to the movie review section, and noticed that travers’ column, may he spend his afterlife being eternally sodomized by production execs, had a whole section of just these blurbs, hardly even in full sentences. “mean girls: a delectable comedy.” etc… people, presumably, simply paid him for the blurd, and he would publish it in a column of paid blurbs for the sake of the quote being published somewhere.