BMteXter


so called bmx “rider” who sits and texts at street spots and skate parks and does not attempt tricks.they b-tch, moan, and text. often have the lightest bike out of all your fellow riders.
that kid d-ck is such a bmtexter, he’s always on the phone with his girlfriend.

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