BNLD
b-tt naked lap dance, a lap dance that is given while the lap dancer is b-tt naked.
girl: happy birthday!
guy: thanks! where is my gift??
girl: you’re getting a bnld!
guy:h-ll yeah!!!
girl: but whoopi goldberg is going to give it too you.
guy: aw naw!!
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