boardslut
a sl-t who has s-x with guys only if they: snowboard, skateboard, or surf. the dream of these girls is to pop their cherry while doing one of the aforementioned “sports”. or if cherry-popping is not possible (i.e. already happened) then she just wants to f-ck while doing the sport.
she is usually blonde with blue/green eyes and has a p-ssy as loose and a rubber-band. but still guys love her.
ally is a boardsl-t with kyle, the surfer, matt, the skater, and jason, the boarder.
don’t be such a boardsl-t.
she got the world’s worst tan while she was being a boardsl-t in hawaii.
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