boat anchor
one who exhibits or demonstrates a complete absence of intelligence or usefulness, and who would probably be best utilized by being dropped to the bottom of some body of water to hold a boat in place.
that guy that works in marketing is a complete boat anchor.
a heavy and useless object, especially a usless computer
if you buy that one, all you will get is a boat anchor.
1. any large electronic device that has become outdated, and thus is much larger and heavier than modern versions. a small (usually handheld) such device is called a brick.
2. in ham radio, a piece of radio equipment meeting the criteria in definition 1.
1. that stereo is a total boat anchor!
2. i went to a hamfest last weekend and bought a boat anchor from the 1970’s.
a large, heavy piece of obsolete technology, usually a computer system or computer server, that has served its useful life and cannot be re-used in any cost-effective way. in other words, junk.
my company just upgraded their data center. you interested in any of these old ibm boat anchors?
engine in a commodore; especialy a vb and vc including the v8; lump of sh-t!
a guy who will go down on any girl.
mike: my friends call me the boat anchor because i will go down on anyone.
stripper: that is disgusting!
my friend is a boat anchor, he will go down on anyone.
a horrendously fat or slow person. can be used as a joke.
holy cr-p dude, what a boat anchor!
when a skinny girl you know walks by:
(loudly) hey man, make some room for this boat anchor!
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