boatmeal


not just your average oatmeal. oatmeal, but with the sense of being whisked away on an exotic cruise.
derek: i fancy an oaty snack, but oatmeal just doesn’t hit the spot.

jason: well then, how about some boatmeal?

derek: h-ll, yeah!

-they dance-

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