boatress


quite simply, you get a big mattress, some oars and find water..and there ladies and gentlemen, you have a boatress. you then proceed to board your boatress, sail away casually and pose for p-ssers-by.

…its true home will always be the river wey in guildford…
person: “what you up to today?”
hero: “taking the boatress out”
person: “sweet..”

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