Boatswains Mate

boatswains mate is a word with more than one meaning.
1.a useless position, typically in a naval workplace, for which the only qualification is proper color vision.
2.easily angered, when subordinates do less work than they do.
3.micromanagement skills are key to success in this rate.
4.one who likes to snitch.
5.if male, typically has a pet-te p-n-s, however, if female typically has p-n-s.
6.is anxiously watching the news for a repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell”
7.expendable, little to no actual value to the armed forces.
8.if angered, expect lots of furious ranting, but due to lack of manhood, retaliation is unlikely.
9.recent studies have shown that the average boatswains mate cries himself to sleep due to the lack of testosterone in his bloodstream. if female, she cries herself to sleep due to a lack of male attention.
10.evidence shows that boatswains mates were used instead of monkeys in russian sp-ce experiments.
11.can be used in place of any insult. such as: toolbag, d-ch-, steaming pile of sh-tbag, bench rider, dumb-ss, c-m guzzler, parasite, influenza, sh-t stain
“dude, dont be such a worthless waste of time.” becomes “dude dont be such a boatswains mate”