Bob Barker

the long-running host of price is right. he still has energy after all these years to run the program. he should be hailed as a god.
and now, the host of price is right…bob barker!

bob barker
incredibly old, host of the price is right. also freakishly strong, as shown in happy gilmore.
“i hate that bob barker!”
“the price is wrong, b-tch!”
-adam sandler
texas hold’em poker hole cards: king of spades and 9 of spades. pun for “spayed k-9” from the traditional price is right show ending reminder to spay or neuter your pet.
“bob barker’s all in, b-tch.”
a word meaning to emasculate someone. coined after bob barker, host of the game show the price is right, as a tribute to the fact that at the end of each show he reminds viewers to spay or neuter their pet.
i gave my dog the bob barker so he would not have puppies.
when someone f-cks a prost-tute doggie style and then proceeds to donkey punch her knocking her unconcious thus not having to pay. and while exiting the premises you yell “the price is right, b-tch!”
“while attending a bachelor party in vegas i “bob barkered two wh-r-s in one night.” “the price was right!”
an old man who hosted the popular gameshow “the price is right” for countless years. he retired recently, and doubtless the show will flop after his departure.
“hey man, did you hear that bob barker is done? he’s retiring.”
“oh well, that show is finished. he was the only reason it was good, even though he runs on triple a batteries.

“hey bob barker, can i have your autograph?”
“well, well, let me see son, what now?”
a p-n-s that is long and skinny with a big kn-b head. like the microphone on the price is right.
you’d really just have to see a bob barker to believe it.

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