Bobbejaan


first name of african hooligan, robert gabriel mugabe.
usually, and affectionately, referred to “bob” by his people. note second name, gabriel, after g-d’s archangel. mugabe is now considered zimbabwe’s fallen angel, or satan nyoka.
bob (bobbejaan) mugabe has really monkeyed with our country’s economy and infrastructure. it’s true, if those bobbejaans don’t lose something, they’ll -ssuredly break it.

“bob’s your uncle, and sally’s your aunt”, refers to bobbejaan president and (deceased) first lady of the sub-saharan dictatorship.

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