Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin
the act of a man p–ping during a house party. a girl needs to then enter the bathroom with no choice but to puke between the guys legs while he p–ps. to seal the deal, the guy must request a blumpkin before she leaves the bathroom as a bribe for he will not tell anyone of what just happened.
dave: what are you doing in here?
alex: i need to throwup
dave: just puke between my legs
alex: i don’t want to, you’ll tell everyone but i really need to puke.
dave: if you give me a bobbing for brownies blumpkin, i won’t tell anyone
alex: deal!
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