bobbiting
the process of getting your d-ck chopped off by some crazy b-tch. named after john bobbit.
guy 1: dude i think your girlfriend is going bobbiting on you!
guy 2: why do you think that?
guy 1: she’s a psycho b-tch bro!!!
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