guy 1: i broke up with my girl
guy 2: you pulled a bobby evans
- italian wedding chandelier
a woman lays on her back with her legs up, the man then pees in her b*tt hole emm aand adam did a little of the ol’ italian wedding chandelier
- wintergreen lifesavers
the flavor of some lifesavers candy & they spark in the dark when you chew them! when i went into a dark room & chewed wintergreen lifesavers & looked in the mirror, they did spark & it was so cool!
- ben lewis
an attractive sweet guy is also crazy he’s so cute i’ll bet you he’s a ben lewis
- offensive joke
a joke that could possibly offend somebody. in my opinion, the best part of comedy. here’s an offensive joke: where does being right make you wrong? in politics!