bobby flay

the biggest jerk ever. he makes home town cooks lose on his show to make himself look better. if he loses its just funny.
quit being a bobby flay!
a ginger with no talent who throws blue corn and ancho chile powder on everything to make it tex mex. the ultimate in douchbag-dom.
example: “hey guys, i made sure the teacher didn’t forget to give us homework tonight. you guys should come over and i’ll make some blue corn enchilidas with ancho chiles.”

“wow, todd’s really being a bobby flay right now”
(n.) a braggart, especially in the area of culinary arts

(v.) to add unnecessary amounts of heat/ spice to a dish (in attempt to mask mediocrity)
1. kayla: “i can’t stand that guy, he’s such a bobby flay.”
melissa: “he’s probably just overcompensating because he’s a ginge.”

2. “i’ll p-ss on the sriracha, you always bobby flay the h-ll out of your macaroni and cheese.”
a guy who gets drunk on his show and often claims that the drink is the most important part of the meal. he makes this claim because his food is really bad and his drinks will distract the public from this.
typically he does douche-y things and makes people feel bad about themselves to gain power.
“can you believe how drunk he was last night?”
“yeah, he was a total bobby flay.”
the oed defines ‘bobby flay’ as ‘a twenty-first century synonym for douchebag’ also: ‘the unfortunate consequence of the union between television, ego, and blinding mediocrity.’
that guy in the member’s only jacket is such a ‘bobby flay.’
one of three iron chefs on food network’s iron chef america, a knockoff of the j-panese cult sensation iron chef. cooks in the southwestern style, and has a nasty habit of clumsily knocking over things during battles.
oh, sh-t! flay just knocked over the bowl of salt!
the ultimate crusader of good vs. evil. in the epic battle against rachel ray and her regime of evil, bobby flay is the head of the iaairwatfoe, or the intergalactic and also inter-reality warriors against the forces of evil. he rides his rusty steed, falcor, into battle and weilds the legendary vorpal blade. he is also the best cook on the food network, followed closely by alton brown; although this is only his cover-up ident-ty to help fund his campaign of good. whenever you donate to unicef your money goes to his cause.
man! did you see bobby flay totally just humiliate rachel ray by making food so amazingly good that if she ate it her head would explode?!

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