bodice ripper
an historical romance where the heroine has lots of non-consensual s-x, which becomes consensual. the book needs to have a gaudy cover with a woman with an extraordinarily long neck, heaving bosoms, and flowing hair, and a brooding man.
she read a couple bodice rippers every week.
a “romantic” but risque novel aimed at a female audience; refers to the buxom women who decorate the covers, along with the dark, handsome, and wealthy male
i went to the bookstore in the airport, but all they had were bodice rippers
a book labeled “historical romance” that is really just written p-rn for middle-aged women.
trevor: hey jeff’s mom, what’s that you’re reading?
jeff’s mom: oh it’s called “a knight for alice.” it’s a lovely romance set in 1500’s england. very sweet and adventerous.
jeff: mom give it up. everyone knows that’s just a bodice-ripper.
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