body condom
a body condom is an imaginary device that one might wish they had when they break down and have s-xual intercourse with a really filthy woman. her v-g-n- reeks, and you can be certain that she is a candidate for having multiple stds. unfortunately, you don’t have a body condom, and you are really h-rny, so you don a normal condom and dive in, hoping for the best.
1. that b-tch was really nasty. i f-cked her, but really wish i had worn a body condom, for a bit more protection.
2. that infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!
a poncho to protect you from the rain
body condoms keep you dry.
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