Bodyhumper


a stranger who tries to “accidentally” b-mp into you as you go about your daily activities

someone who is uninvitedly so close to you, he might as well be attached to your -ss
a guy/girl who will walk through an isle of a grocery store you know they don’t need to be in to “accidentally” fall into you is definately a bodyhumper–so watchout!

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