boflichter scale


a logarithmic scale used to express how bofl something is. normal values are 1-10, 10 being the most extreme.
i’m a perfect 10 on the boflichter scale.
a european device used to measure the official distance a nose picker can flick a nasal nugget during an organized compet-tion or tournament.
the judges have recalibrated the boflichter scale and we are ready for round two of this compet-tion.

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