Boft
the act of sitting on a couch, lounge chair, bed etc. doing nothing productive with one’s life. bofting can also involve a gaming console, television, food, and total uselessness into play. it can also be done in groups, if your truly ambitious.
duuuude, this weekend rocked, all i did was boft and watch the jack-ss marathon.
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the position of one’s c-ck being slightly hard but not all the way there. a soft b-n-r so to speak.
often times you can -ssociate this with a boring day dream during cl-ss.
dude, i can’t go up in front of cl-ss right now.
why man, i dont understand.
i have been checking out sarah all cl-ss, now i’m fighting a boft.
bofts are a pair of big, giant br–sts that spill out of the woman’s bra, and shift in a flopping, up and down motion during moments of activity. hence the name bofts, or big ole floppy t-tties.
– a quick side-note: bofts is most appropriately used as a question with an upward inflection at the end of the phrase i.e. “bofts?” this denotes the question “does she have a nice rack?” or past tense “did she have a nice rack?”
example a-
man: bofts?
dude: where?
man: nowhere; i need them in my face, though.
example b-
man: i went b-lls deep in one of the bridesmaids last night
dude: did she have bofts?
british slang word meaning to do an absolutely rank bad full-on fart that is liable to blow up your underpants like a balloon
cor, crikey ken who on earth boft?
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