bogan lotto
when an unemployed separated parent gets all the children in the family court over the employed parent, and then qualifies for a housing commission house, unemployment benefits, single parent benefits and significant child support. this guarantees never having to work again until the children look like turning 18, by which time the bogan parent will have acc-mulated more children, preferably to multiple partners.
“mate – hear about crystal’s family court?”
“how’d it go”
“she f-ckin’ owns them kids now mate! little jaxon, anfernee, and ce’leste all live with her full time and she’s getting full centrelink plus child support”
“f-ck – she won bogan lotto mate!”
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