bohemian rules are a form of ping pong originating from the islands of the bohemia, czech republic. the game shares the standard rules -ssociated with traditional chinese rules. the game is played with a focus on finesse, this includes highly skilled and highly acrobatic serves and returns. the two opponents play until 21. once reaching 21 the losing opponent then calls for a win by two, with the losing player continuing to serve the players play until one of the two reaches a score of 22. once 22 is reached by a player, the losing opponent then has the ability to call for a sudden death overtime which entails “next point wins.” the winner of such point then is deemed the victor. (additionally: an opponent cannot lose on a match point)
one rule that is less known, and often overlooked, is the backwards -ssist. when a ball bounces on a players side and the ball is propelled in the air, a spectator has the opportunity to -ssist. the spectator can aid the player by hitting the ball into the air allowing the player to hit the ball backwards (facing away from the table) onto the other side of the table. if the result of such hit causes the compet-tor who utilized the backwards -ssist to score on the opponent, they receive one standard point and then two more for such a highly skilled maneuver.
are we playing chinese rules or bohemian?
“bro, are you guys playing bohemian rules ping pong?? you guys must be legit!!”
“doesn’t sloth from the goonies play bohemian rules?”
bohemian ping pong rules is a set of cl-ssified rules for the g-ds while they play ping pong.
someone who thinks he/she is popular but secretly no one likes them this kid at my school is a vickay
- ratchet and sk*nk
“ratchet and sk-nk” is an insult meant for a pair of -ssh-l-s who hang around each other nearly exclusively and look for trouble. ratchet and sk-nk are usually, well, ratchet and sk-nk-like and the many varieties can include but are not limited to being rude, bully-like, pretentious, thirsty, argumentative, and dull. they often circlejerk each […]
the use of random sounds in the middle of texting for no apparent reason. “bloop” that sounds like pravinology.
aggressbian. uh-gresh-be-in noun 1.of, relating to, or characteristic of a female h-m-s-xual that displays behaviors and /or mannerisms of force or hostility. you’re such an aggressbian.
needing to take a big sh-t. can also be used in the place of grunting noises while taking a m-ssive sh-t. also used to mimick the act of taking a big sh-t. guys i’ll be back i need to go take a pachec. ppppaaaaccccchhhheeeccc!!(grunting)