Boiled Rice
a phrase used to describe long, pointless stories that go nowhere and provide no entertainment value whatsoever.
the term originated from an extermely boring story concerning boiled rice at a chinese restaurant, a story which is said to have cured insomnia countless times.
mich-lle: …so like basically there was a half of a cup of water in the house, with stuff floating in it…..it was time to go to tesco.
me: wtf? i don’t want to hear about boiled rice.
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