bollock wrench


to have your t-st-cl-s removed by an incredibly annoyed woman. often results in a hasty visit to the a and e department of hospitals.
“-sigh- not another one.”
” yeah, it seems loasda people have been b-ll-ck wrenched tonight dr. stroganoff”
“ah well, get some ice…”

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