Bologna Queen


a female manikin that had been stolen and lined with bologna that had been previously heated up in the micro-wave to “body temperature” or a “luke warm” status. this is done so that the manikin feels like a real woman upon fornication.
friend one: “hey man what are you going to do now? you totally got ditched by those girls. they were a for sure lay”

friend two: “it’s cool… i’ll just round me up a bologna queen tonight and call it good. sandwiches later?”

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