bologna tits
br–sts which display bologna-like properties. the said br–sts may be male or female.
man i’d like to stick those bologna t-ts between to slabs of bread with some mothaf-ckin’ mayo.
a woman’s br–sts that have sagged so much that they look like flaps of bologna sitting on her chest.
after i took off her bra, her b–bs fell flat, and i realized she had bologna t-ts.
t-tties that look like bolagna loafs.
that guy’s got some serious bolgna t-ts.
another way to say bullsh-t
guy one: justin bieber isn’t gay!
guy two: that’s bologna t-ts he’s definitely gay
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