bologna
bologna ( pr-nounced ba-lone-ee ) is the black people’s steak.
raeven made a bologna sandwich for sam.
meaning bull sh-t. if someone is telling you something that sounds completely unbelievable or made up it is balogna.
you: i have a 13 inch c-ck!
friend: that’s bologna, i’ve seen your 3 incher!!!
cheap subst-tute of lunch meat consisting of the flesh of dead old people taken from nursing homes.
why is it called the oscar mayer old folks home?
once commonly used as the filling of a sandwich, this meat, partially comprised of filler and hoof, is today the hottest party accessory. across the country, socialites blow between .5-1 gram of cocaine, then strip to their underwear, and cover themselves with bologna. they wear “meat masks” made of bologna with eye holes cut into them for optimal visibility. some hot celebs who have been photographed having cocaine-fueled bologna parties: eva longoria, tom cruise, richard gere, gwyneth paltrow.
ben: “hey, we need three pounds of bologna…i have a couple spicgooks coming over for a c-ke-fueled meat party tonight!”
tom: “oh they’re coming?! holy n-gg-d-ck! i’ll go pick up the bologna and an eight-ball!”
lunch meat made from the other lunch meat that fell on the floor.
also see: potted meat
replacement word for the profanity “bullsh-t”, used by vintage lifestylists to make fun of the old censorship laws. refers to lying or exagerating.
what a bunch of bologna. you don’t believe that, do you?
a downgrade from ham.
i be goin ham shawty, upgrade from bologna
lunch meat to m-st-rb-t- with if heated in the microwave for 15 seconds
guy 1: got any bologna
guy 2: yeah why?
guy1: i gotta go to the bathroom
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