boltgun


the apotheosis of bullet weaponry, the boltgun is a perfectly-crafted firearm gifted only to the emperor’s finest. boltguns fire sh-lls which explode shortly after penetration, inflicting m-ssive tissue damage.
“dude, my m-ssed s4 ap5 boltguns totally pwunzorised your lone grot” -wh40k nub
“dude, my s10 ap2 demolisher cannon just totally pwunzorised your entire squad of boltgun-nubs” -slightly more fortunate wh40k nub
to thoroughly creep out women on the internet, become a s-xual predator, and ask underage girls for pictures of their t-ts. any of these three means you are a “boltgun”
dude did you hear? tyler pulled a boltgun, he asked someone’s fifteen year old girlfriend for pictures of her t-ts man!

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