BoM sex
a s-xual act in which a hole is cut in the centre of a book of mormon, after which the book (bom) is placed on the p-n-s and s-xual intercourse commences.
this type of s-x can be extremely physically pleasurable for the female, as it ensures the male stimulates the outer regions of the v-g-n- more thoroughly. it can also be psychologically healing for those who have suffered the devastating effects of s-xual repression from being raised as a mormon.
i had some great bom s-x last night!
sh-t, don’t let the morg hear about that!
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