bonanza jellybean
when you -j-c-l-t- onto an old croissant and then force yourself to have s-x with it;
hector: hey steve, how’s it going?
steve: not bad, i just had a bonanza jellybean.
hector: sweet! don’t even need the h-llman’s!
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- bone much
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